Apr. 3rd, 2022

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Keeping:
Exotic Chair (Not Satanic): An exotic chair that is surely not satanic. (Kept in the Library).
10-ft Pole: A pole made of a very hard wood EXACTLY 10 feet long. Weird that they don't sell these longer than 10ft.
Slippers: A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.
Holy Water: It's holy, it's water, its a great vampire repellant (if your vampires were Catholic in life).
Fishing Pole: A lovely activity for a father and child
Scented Candle: A small candle that smells of apple pie when burned.
Cloth Bandages: Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth.
Adjustable Stilts: Takes roughly a minute to put on. Can be adjusted to provide anywhere from 2 to 5 extra feet of height
The Finn Sword: A long, shining white blade with a cracked blue gem set into the hilt. It seems oddly empty, somehow.
Nyoom Broom: A magic broom that allows the user to fly up to 100 feet in the air!
Playing Cards: A deck of completely normal 52 playing cards. Absolutely nothing weird about them.
Rope: 50ft of hemp rope. Why does it feel like everyone has this?
For Sure Not Haunted Doll (tm): Absolutely no ghosts here, no matter how much you think it's eyes are following you. Don't worry about those weird voices.
Disguise Kit: It's just a bag of fake beards.
Arrow of Indra: A shimmering, magical lance crafted using ancient technology. It probably belongs to someone with mysterious connections.
Dragonglass: A fist-sized, roughly cut chunk of pale yellow crystal that darkens to deep purple at the bottom, giving it a scorched appearance. In the right hands, it can be 'charged' with fire elemental magic and used as a source of heat and light.
Motive Photo 2: A photo showing large monsters attacking a fantastic countryside; the foreground features a hyperventilating dog in the middle of a destroyed treehouse.
Motive Photo: An image of one Fern Mertens of Ooo.

For Trade/Giving Away:
Reusable Water Bottle: A hard plastic reusable waterbottle that has "QUOTE" emblazoned on the side in a rather hard to read script. Fun and environmentally friendy!
Cheese: Subtle notes of pear.
Exotic Coffee: Coffee beans imported from far away. It probably belongs to someone who appreciates strong flavors.
Body Pillow: A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
Manacles: Looks like they belong more in a dungeon. What kind is up to you.
Bathbomb: When dropped in a tub of water it will turn the water teal and release the smell of rose into the air. Good for soothing sore muscles.
Whiskey (Nice Quality): A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
Wall Chicken: There's a delicious and hot roasted chicken here- you just have to break through the stone box surrounding it first.
Rockport Signature Mild Pain Killers: A plastic bottle with 30 unmarked white pills. Taking 2-4 of them will temporarily aliviate mild aches and pains. Assuming you have normal human physiology. No promises for non-humans.
Macbeth Script: A script to the Scottish Play! Good thing we’re not in a theater-themed murdergame, or this might make something bad happen! Smells a little like smoke.

Used/Consumed/Trashed:
Ice Cream Sandwich: Tastey cookie icey creamy

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